Tired of people purloining your pens? Want to call a halt to being the office's pen supplier? Then try our Electric Shock Pen. When the unsuspecting pen thief pushes down the end of the biro, he gets a short sharp shock - just enough to make him think, "I won't do that again!' Your desk will soon become a haven of tranquility with every pen in its place. Never again will you be scrabbling around looking for your own pen, and end up writing important notes with an eyeliner! You can leave your Electric Shock Pens around with no fear - especially if you mention that they're all booby trapped.
The Electric Shock Pen makes a good joke present for friends - it's a kind of old fashioned idea, reminds us of the heyday of the Beano, but lots of fun none the less.